Better Towson Talisman

After months of opression and censorship from the joke of an editing staff at the Towson High Newspaper, "The" Towson Talisman, we have decided to secede from the Towson Talisman and create The Better Towson Talisman.

You may call us entitled millenial pricks, but Nicks daddy gave us lots of money, so why not? We dropped more than a couple big ones, and maybe some small ones as well. Are you picking up what we're putting down? Do not fuck this up for us. Visit this website. We spent a bad amount on this website and are currently 20,000$ in debt.

Was this rash of us? Yes. But was it rash for Neil Armstrong to want to go to the moon? Yes. Was it rash for George Washington to wake up one morning and say "You know what, I'm going to run the best damn country in the world." Yes.

So call us rash, but we'll see who's laughing after a couple years. (hint: it will be us, all the way to the bank.) See you on the top baby!

-Jimbo Jimbos, founder of the Better Towson Talisman, who died heroically only a few short days after founding the website