Shia the Frickin' Beef Does it Again!

Welp. He did it. AGAIN. That’s right. Shia the frickin’ beef did it again! You chodes thought he wouldn’t do it again? Well he DID. And it’s better than ever. Rev up the grills, cause the beef is back. We’re talking angus! The finest that the butcher has to offer. Behold Shia and the Beef Boys:

(Pictured: Shia doing it again)

The first time Shia did it was back in 2007, tack on a few more times in 2008, 2011, 2014 and strangely 2005, and we never thought that we’d live to see the day when the beef does it again! But never count out the beef cause he’s on always the grille. We asked a few strangers on the street for their take on the issue:

Jenny Snout: What exactly did he do?

Walter Smithers: I think I may have misunderstood the statement. What do you mean by it? And who is this beef?

Jebidiah Welts: I’m not stealing this trash OK? It might look like I’m stealing this trash can but don’t tell anybody that because it’s simply not true.

Sohei Matsui: (in broken English) What did do?

The Chicken Man: Frankly, it doesn’t surprise me that he did it again. The beef just has this zest about him that you can’t deny. I don’t think this is the last time either. I think he’ll continue to do it again and shock the world.

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