Opinion: Although I find Donald Trump’s presidency appalling, I wouldn’t hesitate to smooch him on t

Gooch Boiz
Apr 15, 2016
2 min read

I, like so many Americans, am appalled by the support Donald Trump has received in his presidential bid. The fact that Trump can build his campaign off of violence at rallies, xenophobia and no political experience and still have a legitimate shot at the white house shakes me to my core. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t tongue him in the mouth in a second.

The violence that occurs at a Donald Trump rally more resembles fascism in a third world country than the democratic ideals we have committed ourselves to. For a presidential candidate not only to condone, but encourage violence at rallies is unacceptable. But you have to admit, he looks so powerful and masculine while doing it. Some nights, I have these crazy, vivid dreams, some would call them fantasies. I’m at a Trump rally, and suddenly, he says “Boy, I wish I had someone to kiss at this very moment in front all these nice people.” Suddenly, we lock eyes. Face to face, man to man. My legs buckle, I’m escorted to the front of the stage. Suddenly we are only feet apart. The crowd begins to chant, “Kiss the Trump! Kiss the Trump! KISS THE TRUMP!” I can feel his aura surround me. Our eyes close. Our lips lock. It’s magic.

The rise of Trump is just another example of how the rich and powerful can use their wealth to take advantage of our political system. But I’d just as fast let Donald Trump take advantage of me. You may say, “What? This is absurd.” And I say, you are dead wrong. As demonstrated below Donald has a perfect symmetrical face.