Top Toilets of Towson High School

Hey you! Yea you over there! You think you know toilets?!?! Well shut your bip boppity mouth and listen up! I know toilets. I know everything there is to know about. We are talking liters per flush, bowl shape, mount, flushing systems, the whole salami! American toilets, British toilets, Japanese toilets. I use the toilet everyday, every night and whenever I damn well please. They call me the Friar of Flush, so welcome to church baby!

Ol’ Reliable

It’s said that General

Nathan Towson once unloaded

some big cargo here, if you know what I mean. This toilet comes with a bowl shape, dual flush action and an opaque that will make the crowd go wild! A few cracks here and there, but no one’s perfect at that vintage age. Located on the third floor bathroom, it’s a compact stall but it’s the history that counts

The Green Giant

You ever seen those

commercials with

the big green bean man giving kids veggies? Compare him next to this behemoth and he’ll seem like a pussycat! Located just a jiffy from the cafeteria, the Green Giant gives off a cool, emerald shine that takes you back to the freshest cucumber your taste buds have ever experienced!

Petite Pete​

The tiniest toilet at Towson High,

this cutie is accustomed to

handling prepubescent freshies

with it’s ¾ scale. With a modest 2.4 liters per flush, this toilet is eco friendly as well. It can be found in the second floor bathroom near the gymnasium. Give Petite Pete a visit sometime ;)

The Dab King

The hottest smoke spot at THS, the Dab King has been hotboxed by some of top notch “stoners” of the community. From 2010 until present there have been 367 reported smoke sessions at the dab king. Now that’s a dab and a half!

Charlene’s Throne

You think Ms. DiMino isn’t taking kickbacks? You’re DEAD wrong. We have in on FACT that she used that sweet, sweet taxpayer cream to install a golden throne, nay, shrine to her bowel movements. Built out of 24K Dubai Gold, encrusted with diamonds, and supplied with nothing but earth’s finest Fiji water, Ms. DiMino had this bad boy shipped personally for her draconian delight. Want to see this marvel with your own eyes? Good luck! Not a single splash has been experienced by any member of society besides the royalty in all her might. [if !supportLineBreakNewLine]

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